Wednesday 25 January 2012

Yorkshire, Yorkshire...

Having recently completed my temporary contract at Gamestation and seeing out 2011 in precisely the way I feared back when I started this blog in May, 2012 truly begins tomorrow on a personal level.

Since the new year, I have focused my job applications specifically on Sheffield and the surrounding boroughs. This was in preparation for tomorrow, where I (temporarily) relocate there, to reside with my unfortunate brother and his equally unfortunate fiancee.

I have one simple aim - find a job that is simply sustainable.

Rough calculations and an idea of the rental market has informed me that if I can just about secure 20+ hours per week on NMW, I can keep a shared roof over my head and put a minimal amount of food on the (hollow, weak, IKEA-£5) table. If I can secure this, then I'm at least somewhere where my life feels as if it has some purpose. Six months back in the Lake District with minimal opportunity for escapism has numbed my mind to frightening levels. I simply have to get out of here for good to prevent long term damage. I will not fall into the complacent Cumbrian Way. That's of no disrespect to people who live (t)here, but I cannot simply exist in this environment any longer. I have too many things I want to accomplish in my youth and I can do only a fraction of that here.

Given a sustainable amount of income to combine with some personal savings I built up in my final year of university, I can continue to search for a first career-based, full time position. I have no idea how long this will be - I expected to be working towards something at this stage in my life already. But graduating into a (seemingly) double-dip recession, where youth unemployment has reached 28%/1.01 million has been even more challenging than I dared expect.

For that reason alone, 2012 is the beginning of risk for reward.

Where that takes me, I dread to think.

But at least it will take me somewhere.

Friday 18 November 2011

This is for my own point of future reference; a great article on the world I'm trying to crack.

Youth unemployment: aspirational talk? All the young hear is a sick joke

If coalition rhetoric is to be believed, the UK is full of optimism. The reality: people are working unpaid in Poundland

A supermarket
An offer you can't refuse? Supermarkets have been giving young people unpaid work experience. Photograph: Christopher Thomond for the Guardian

The next time a government minister rhapsodises about aspiration, allow yourself a long, cold laugh. The Tories are "the party of aspiration and opportunity", says David Cameron. Michael Gove wants us to be an "aspiration nation". "Aspiration, ambition, hope, optimism are always important," offers Nick Clegg, "but especially important in the teenage years." And all the time, at the risk of sounding impolite, the very idea shrivels to nothing.

This week marked the point at which youth unemployment became the subject of something close to moral panic, while the "A" word surely took on the ring of a sick joke. The "lost generation" will soon be one of those cliches so often parroted that it loses its meaning.

The basics, we all know – over 1 million under-25s are now out of work, and the means by which they might be helped have been cruelly hacked back.

Labour's Future Jobs Fund is now a memory; the Connexions careers service has been savaged. And by way of replacements? On Wednesday, presumably mindful of the fact that thousands of "apprenticeships" have simply amounted to modest retraining packages for existing employees, the ever-stoic Vince Cable unveiled a new £1,500 "incentive payment" aimed at convincing firms to hire trainees. But at most, it will benefit a measly 20,000 young people. The next dayCameron announced a £250m "funding pot" to encourage businesses to create new training programmes, but nobody should be rejoicing: the money will be diverted from "colleges and other training providers".

To spend time fussing over these sticking plasters risks ignoring the central point: in a climate like this, such remedies are for the birds, and for as long as confidence and demand are in such a parlous state, the young unemployed will have little cause for hope.

So, another question. If you're lucky enough to get a job, what happens? If you are young and unemployed, the work you are most likely to be offered will be located somewhere in the great unstable netherworld that defines an increasing share of the British economy: casual, part-time, agency-based, often based on self-employment and commission rather than a wage, devoid of prospects. People between 16 and 24 are twice as likely as the rest of the workforce to be in involuntary part-time or temporary jobs. Following on from a piece I wrote in August, the Guardian this week reported that ever-increasing numbers dragooned into "work experience" for such chains as Poundland, Asda and Tesco are not even paid. As evidenced by rising Tory noise about deregulation of the labour market in advance of George Osborne's growth review, this is the only way the political right knows how to push things. Witness this week's call by the Tory MP Dominic Raab to show the nation's youth the wonders of aspiration by scrapping the minimum wage for under-21s.

"Temporary work gives you an idea of the kind of career you might want, looks good on your CV and also gives you something to talk about in job interviews," reckons the employment minister, Chris Grayling. Perhaps, but once you're in the midst of the flimsiest part of the economy, even if you're brimming with ambition, you may find it hard to escape. Employers, after all, will often glimpse a long period of intermittent, low-end work on a CV and assume it speaks volumes about an applicant. Then again, what else is there? This is what a largely deindustrialised country, faced with shrinking export markets, has to offer: fragile employment in the sectors – supermarkets are the best example – that are largely immune to even a prolonged slump.

Now, consider what the government is doing to ensure those currently in education enter such a vexing labour market in the best possible shape. The iniquitous turn in higher education policy barely needs mentioning. The educational maintenance allowance has gone, killed by a mixture of deficit zealotry and the Tory belief that for the state to help someone stay in education represents profligate nannying (as a recent book written by four hotly tipped Conservative backbenchers puts it, "People should not be bribed to attend school or university but feel it is a privilege"). Moreover, between now and 2015, while student numbers increase thanks to the mandatory educational participation age rising to 18, funding for the education of 16- to 18-year-olds will be cut by 15.8% – in real terms, closer to 20%.

On the ground, this is what all that means. This from the head of Telford College of Arts and Technology, in Shropshire: "Reductions in funding will reduce the ability of the college to increase the skill levels of our young people and in turn will reduce their ability to lead productive and prosperous lives in the future." A college principal in Sunderland has announced the end of a high achievers scheme that helped kids from disadvantaged backgrounds with university applications.

What's that sound? More and more young people failing to make the grade and falling into unemployment or low-end non-jobs. Whither Gove's "aspiration nation"? I have been re-reading one of 2011's most insightful books, The Precariat: The New Dangerous Class, by the British academic Guy Standing. Its title refers to the growing section of the labour market into which young people are being shoved, and equates it with what Standing calls the four As: "anger, anomie, anxiety and alienation". He argues that an ever more precarious labour market will increasingly shred people's belief in commitment, reciprocity, and long-term thinking.

One of his most sobering analyses of his subject runs thus: "There is no shadow of the future hanging over their actions, to give them a sense that what they say, do or feel today will have a strong or binding effect on their longer-term relationships. The precariat knows there is no shadow of the future, as there is no future in what they are doing." Tories, take note: if there is indeed a mounting crisis of respect and morality, not least among the young, it may have less to do with such odorous old tropes as "trendy teaching" than a labour market that corrodes such values at speed.

All this also shines light on our economy, and its very uncertain prospects. As our vulnerability to the crash conclusively proved, there is no convincing future in a service-dominated, low-skills way of doing things – let alone the same kind of economy even further crowded with undereducated young casualties of the cuts. Every successive government wrings its hands about the skills gap and our failure to compete internationally, but soon enough, any hope of improvement will have gone. A lost generation? A lost Britain, at this rate.

Wednesday 16 November 2011

The Hamilton Effect

It's been nine weeks to the day since I last sat on my iron throne and spouted my grand plans for world domination to said world that said domination is said to be saided on.

In that time, I went to Milton Keynes to interview for the position RE: my last post. I arrived to a field of concrete cows, commuting and downright confusions. The place didn't inspire me one iota and it appears that transcended somewhat into my performance on my placement-day. The job itself was all I could ask for, but the cost of living and logistical issues meant that before I was even rejected, I'd dotted metaphorical question marks around whether I could go for it.

A month of being frustrated at applications later, I got a call from the local Gamestation I'd handed in a CV too back in July. A quick interview later and I had a temporary seasonal position. I'm contracted until January. This is almost perfect for me, as in the new year if something more permanent hasn't arisen, I plan to move.

Anywhere.

With no job.

And start again.

I've become convinced that the main drawback of my CV isn't so much a lack of full-time experience (friends who graduated with me have managed to succeed), but a simply awful postcode. Those seven characters that tell the nation where you're a product of.

Well hello, my name is Stuart Edwards. I'm currently residing in West Cumbria. You don't want to read any further? Of course you don't.

I'll be slugging it out for the remainder of the year in between part-time work at Gamestation. It's surprisingly fun, technical and rewarding so as far as interim jobs go, I couldn't do better on the west coast of the Lake District.

But I'll do better when dazzled by the bright lights of the/a city. 2012 is a pivotal year for me and I have no intention of letting it pass me by.

With youth unemployment figures recorded today at their highest since 1992 (at just over 21%) it's a perilous time to be a graduate. But it's also a time filled with creative opportunity to stand out.

But first? Time to get out.






Tuesday 20 September 2011

Gotta get down on Friday

After approximately 75 applications over the course of two and a half months, on Friday I have my first interview of the graduate-job hunt.

Except it's not just any old interview.

It's a full day's 'working interview', where I'm expected to 'demonstrate my writing and brainstorming ability' whilst 'assessing whether you feel you could within our small team'.

This means I'll be scurrying down on a six hour train journey to Milton Keynes on Thursday, to return on Saturday. Yes. Milton Keynes. I know it's hardly the cultural hub of the south, so the trip will be also spent investigating whether such a place will make me noose myself within the month.

I hope not.

The job looks stellar.

Absolutely spiffing.

I won't call it a Dream Job, but it matches much of the criteria.

It's a graduate position working at a Marketing company, however the title is a 'PR Junior Account Excutive', meaning that I'd get the fun (and admittedly, less profitable) stuff. I'd be writing press releases, speaking with journalists and helping to organise events. And probably making a few coffees, naturally.

But here's the icing, cherry and hundreds-and-thousands on the chocolate cake. It's (mostly) in Motorsport PR. The clients of the company's PR department include Autosport, EuroSport, Mercedes-Benz, the World Touring Car Championships, several of their drivers and Lamborghini. I can't arrange the interview for a more-convinient next week because "most of the PR team are attending a Lamborghini event in Germany". Suffice to say, there may be little perks and big perks.

Moving to The South would undoubtedly be a logistical-nightmare, especially as I don't drive, however I'll cross that bridge if I come to it.

But first, gotta get down on Friday... (8)


Friday 9 September 2011

A bad day. A good day.

For somebody as reserved as I am on a day-to-day basis, wasting away the day with application after non-application doesn't half throw you on an emotional rollercoaster of sorts.

Yesterday was a bad day.

By a bad day, I mean relative to the general social squalor that's attributed to the unemployed. It was suggested to me that maybe, just maybe, it might be time to start looking for a 'little local job', justified with the defeatist's favourite 'just to tide you over whilst you look for something better'.

Fuck that.

Well and truly fuck that.

I don't mean to sound up myself, self indulgent or whichever self-important label you'd be tempted to brand me with. But really, call-centre work for 37 hours a week on minimum wage? Bar work? Shop work? I might as well order a ham and cheese stottie, get in a four pack of Fosters and be done with any sort of short-term aspriation to GET OUT OF THIS PLACE.

Which is of course, my primary aim. This is a prison. I'm two hours from Lancaster, three from Manchester and five from London. Just how in any way am I meant to tee up any genuine future whilst squandering my life away in This Place any longer than absolutely completely onehundredandonepercentandabitmore necessary? I 'just about' have enough money tactically-saved to tide me over and keep me sane during The Rut. I do not care to earn more. Money + living at home = an unwanted safety net. I cannot think of much worse than becoming complacent and 'safe' in This Place.

I can completely accept that yes it would be ideal to keep the mind active, stop an ominous gap opening up on the C.V. and the like. It makes sense. But not here. I'm already suspicious that my West Cumbrian post code is having a detrimental effect on any application I make. I've got a nice little ending para template along the lines of "Please, just don't don't DON'T take my location as an Achilles Heel. I want to get the ****ing **** out of here now. Save me. Be my knight and I'll be your whoreish little princess in her tower. Just don't make that tower be here."

Today though, was a good day. After two months, I think I've finally got a real hand of this cover letter business. I had a look through some from way back when and quite frankly, they were shocking. Today I writ two fresh and each one was inspired my sheer enthusiasm/desperation/desire to throw myself into a new project. I was possibly-maybe-but-not-so-much-I-dare-to-admit complacent in the Early Weeks. I was content waking up at 11, saying goodbye to Friends whilst dipping in and out of A Song of Ice and Fire (which you should definitely read). Now, I hate it. I can feel the creative juices of my mind being boiled away by the incestuous hub I'm caged in. But no, I've taken The Step Out. I'm ready. I will get a job. It will pay respectably. I will learn lots. I will have lots of experience. I will be lots happier. It will be Just Great.

I also heard back for the first time something +'ve (that's 'I'm so hip I don't need your full words' speak for positive) from a prospective employer. They liked (?) my application and have sent me three test tasks to ply my trade on. Needless to say the weekend (inbetween Monza) will be spent with a linguistic and semantic airbrush, weaving works of wicked wust (read: Wossy speak for lust).

Today, for the first time in an age, I feel like I really should deserve to hear something back from the concerned employers.

If I don't, well, see you at the bar. One side or the other. I'll be there until the state pension kicks in. Then I'll just stay on the 'good' side.

Finally on a non-Laika'd side note, after three years, six months and twenty-three days of waiting like a dog-for-a-bone, The Smashing Pumpkins finally announced some British shows. This is a big deal for me. They are my favourite band on this planet ever ever ever. I bought tickets for their shows in Manchester and Brixton. If hypothetical-employer permits, I'm also thinking of doing another one or two shows. Fanboy-till-I-die.

t.t.f.n.

Thursday 21 July 2011

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It’s been near two months since my last post of any personal significance. I wish I could claim that this has simply been down to a sheer adrenaline rush of a schedule, whereby my time and attention has been more valuable than even the royal mint that invests in it. Alas no, the life of the unemployed has been filled with nothing but tedium, an ever-declining sense of ambition and motivation, with an interlude of high-points. Namely Glastonbury Festival and my graduation.

The highest point has undoubtedly been my attaining of the 2:1 degree I butchered myself into achieving. After a completely disastrous first semester of second year (worth 25% of the entire degree), I was averaging at just 49/80. Otherwise known as a third. Three semesters and an ever-increasing amount of blood, sweat and nerves later, I managed to compensate and finished my degree with an average of 60.8/80. In what Geoff Poole would call ‘aesthetically-pleasing’, my final exam gave me my highest ever mark in higher education at 75/80. I now pride myself on likely having the most ridiculous range of marks the School of English has ever seen from a single student (the lowest being a laughable 41).

The Grand Plan has somewhat hit an inevitable stalling point. I would bastardise the context with metaphors of crossroads, minefields and paths to navigate, but that implies a sense of restricted choice. A more appropriate analogy for my life is having approached an ice rink. Only I’m blindfolded. And the ice rink has moving obstacles. And the obstacles are invisible. And I have never skated on ice. The boots of my C.V. have been squeezed on but my heel is rubbing against the sole of inexperience. My only real choice is whether I throw myself on, or piss away my life blissfully ignorant on the sidelines, shining the shoes of those braver and more decisive than myself. In a self-indulgent way, I guess this post is my hunching over to see if my own boots have a mirror-sheen. It’s all well and good having a master plan, but if your shoes aren’t shining then nobody will want to follow in your footsteps. You’re just a fool-got-lucky with bad sneakers. I don’t use the word sneakers, I just wanted to use it ironically.

My precarious position now is whether to throw myself into a nine-to-five-forty-hours-a-week-living-for-the-weekend job and work my way up an ladder I don’t care for, but gives me the means (i.e. money) to spend my free time doing what I really want, or to take the hit both financially and with time and spend three months studying for an NCTJ. With this, I would be (as good as) a fully-qualified journalist, with all the qualifications required to try and build the career I’ve always wanted. On paper (and screen) it’s an obvious choice, but the thought of up to twelve months more on a laughable budget and out of work, is hugely unattractive.

Despite this, I’m wavering towards taking the initial hit. I’m 21 years old. I will be working until (at least) the age of 70. In that context, surely I have a few months to invest, in order to reap the rewards of a career that would make me want to get out of bed in the morning. Or the evening. Few life routines depress me more than “living for the weekend” and “Monday morning, 9am.”

Whatever I decide, by my next post I intend to have leapt forwards and either slipped or glided across my metaphorical ice rink.

Project Laika is currently experiencing a 404.

For now, I'll just sit and dwell on past highs.